WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF ME NOW??

Good People, it is I once again, JOHNNIEOUS GORGENIUS THE FIRST!! ( been watching that ROME on dvd like a mofo!!)LEND ME YOUR OPTICALS!! ok, lemme stop, can't sleep, mad hype bout my YANKS,the weather, my store,this weekend, my nephew,and the prospects of life on a whole.I tend to think and dwell on tons of topics in which I can't control, but I guess that's what makes my days go by faster,& expecting the unexpected.I need to fall into some dinero, pronto, cuz I gotta go home(NYC) FOR LIKE A HOT MINUTE!! I gotta recharge my batteries asap, it always makes me appreciate living in a lovely house down here in va more as well..especially when dem hotels up there take away some of my shopping and play $$$.( listening to D'angelo's "one mo' gin" thinking, homie just fell off the face of the earth, unfortunetly, due to his nose candy problem along with an assortment of other illegal pharmacuticals, in the famous words of chaz"SONNY"palmenteri in "a bronx tale" THERE'S NUTTIN WORSE DAN WASTED TALENT")GOD bless you dawg, I hope you can shake dat monkey!! on a lighter note,I started dancing again, as a form of exercise( no numnut, not exotic dancin, showin da ladies I got rhythm,so that they'll wanna "rock n roll" aka perform behind closed door acts wit da kid!dancin)Ask ANYBODY that knows me, I'm THE DEREK JETER OF THE DANCEFLOOR!!!with MVP type numbers!!come by the BLAKE or THE ALLEY or UPSCALES & you'll see what I speak of.. until then my friends... EASY!!!

AHHHH....... THE SWEET SMELL OF VICTORY!!!

Good Evening all..... who am I kidding?!?!? It's a GREAT, GRAND EVENING!!! like I really have to say it?? my YANKEES ARE THE AL EASTERN CHAMPIONS!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH THE SWEET SMELL OF VICTORY... I'm quite sure it can be smelled aaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllll the way to BOSTON!!( yuck!! boston, the stench of the name alone makes me nausious) SO, how's that whole not making the playoffs this year thing working for ya hmmm??and you guys thought the curse was over, HA!!! IT'S JUST BEGINNING OLD CHUMS!!!!HOWEVER it's a new one,"THE CURSE OF PEDRO!!!!(insert vincent price "thriller" laugh here). I won't gloat now, I'll wait till opening day next year when we have our RING CEREMONY @ the HOUSE THAT RUTH BUILT!!While u sit in the dugout before the game sulking...poor babies, here, lemme wipe those tears away for ya... there you go, feel better???AAAHHH don't mind me,afterall, these words come from a dark sinister place....where the force is used in ways no other team can understand....THE EVIL EMPIRE!!!!!( insert vincent price "thriller "laugh here, (again)) GOD !!IT'S GREAT TO BE A WINNER!!! I know, I know, I said I won't go sportscenter on ya, BUT c'mon, THIS is DIFFERENT!! ALRIGHT, ladies my deepest & humble apologies,I JOHNNIE GORGEOUS will switch up the flavor...... unless of course... I KID I KID!!! this weekend will be one I look forward to simply because life's too short, & I haven't kicked it with my crew for a hot minute.We plan on hitting a couple of spots, and break some hearts..(especially me, the stylish icon ,ooozzzing with confidence ,arrogence,charm, did I mention the dashing good looks and devilish smile??...who also picks up the tab 89.743% of the time??)HEY!those are good numbers!!So ladies,if your're in the chesapeake va. area, swing by BLAKELY'S sat.sept 23rd, & feel my spirit, hear my whimisical words of wisdom,we'll laugh, we'll cry, we'll DEFINETLY.. nevermind.. until then, CAOI BELLA!!... TO THE DUDES...... EASY!! MR J.GORGEY