AHHHH....... THE SWEET SMELL OF VICTORY!!!

Good Evening all..... who am I kidding?!?!? It's a GREAT, GRAND EVENING!!! like I really have to say it?? my YANKEES ARE THE AL EASTERN CHAMPIONS!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH THE SWEET SMELL OF VICTORY... I'm quite sure it can be smelled aaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllll the way to BOSTON!!( yuck!! boston, the stench of the name alone makes me nausious) SO, how's that whole not making the playoffs this year thing working for ya hmmm??and you guys thought the curse was over, HA!!! IT'S JUST BEGINNING OLD CHUMS!!!!HOWEVER it's a new one,"THE CURSE OF PEDRO!!!!(insert vincent price "thriller" laugh here). I won't gloat now, I'll wait till opening day next year when we have our RING CEREMONY @ the HOUSE THAT RUTH BUILT!!While u sit in the dugout before the game sulking...poor babies, here, lemme wipe those tears away for ya... there you go, feel better???AAAHHH don't mind me,afterall, these words come from a dark sinister place....where the force is used in ways no other team can understand....THE EVIL EMPIRE!!!!!( insert vincent price "thriller "laugh here, (again)) GOD !!IT'S GREAT TO BE A WINNER!!! I know, I know, I said I won't go sportscenter on ya, BUT c'mon, THIS is DIFFERENT!! ALRIGHT, ladies my deepest & humble apologies,I JOHNNIE GORGEOUS will switch up the flavor...... unless of course... I KID I KID!!! this weekend will be one I look forward to simply because life's too short, & I haven't kicked it with my crew for a hot minute.We plan on hitting a couple of spots, and break some hearts..(especially me, the stylish icon ,ooozzzing with confidence ,arrogence,charm, did I mention the dashing good looks and devilish smile??...who also picks up the tab 89.743% of the time??)HEY!those are good numbers!!So ladies,if your're in the chesapeake va. area, swing by BLAKELY'S sat.sept 23rd, & feel my spirit, hear my whimisical words of wisdom,we'll laugh, we'll cry, we'll DEFINETLY.. nevermind.. until then, CAOI BELLA!!... TO THE DUDES...... EASY!! MR J.GORGEY